Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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