Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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