i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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