we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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