Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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