I think I won the penis lottery.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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