then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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