entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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