It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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