Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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