Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'd cum for enchiladas.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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