If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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