Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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