you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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