Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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