Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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