yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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