Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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