True but thats because hes a fetus.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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