Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
