You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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