no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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