You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
