He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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