So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
In America we eat man semen.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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