Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We need to get me chipped asap
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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