He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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