Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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