All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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its like you know when i get waxed
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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