Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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