? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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