how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
