Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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