marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
you inspire me to be a worse person
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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