you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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