did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
