I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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