On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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