okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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