I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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