oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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