Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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