I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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