i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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