I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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