i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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