Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Your penis caused this!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
