his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Never let your siblings swipe right.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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