i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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