i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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