Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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