How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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