...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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