Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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