But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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