Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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