do herpes really smell.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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