The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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