This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
do nipples grow back?
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