butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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