I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
nutella sex= disaster
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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