its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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