I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
17 year olds will be the death of me.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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